Total Medals Earned: 143 (From 47 different games.) Total Medal Score: 2,040 Points
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Complete the game
Medals Earned: 1/25 (5/500 points)
Zombie Scenario
Survive 14 days in a row.
Survive 3 months total
alien scenario
anarchy scenario
planet of the apes scenario
demon scenario
dragon scenario
goat scenario
ice age scenario
nazi zombie scenario
nuclear war
magical island master
virus scenario
religion scenario
robot scenario
Survive 1 year total
Survive 28 days in a row.
Survive 3 years total
Survive 50 days in a row.
Survive 100 days in a row.
Get 100,000 points.
Survive 5 years total
Survive 10 years total
Survive 150 days in a row.
Medals Earned: 2/24 (10/420 points)
Read the Library scrolls
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Talk to the old man
Visit Tom Fulp in his war blimp
Return the Phoenix Eggs to the Beastmaster doorway
Deliver the required glow flies to restore light
Defeat the two giant slimes
Harness your Hadou with fireball power
Wake up Jorge the Drunk
Carve a sculpture for the Pirate
Return the missing boy to his parents
Defeat the Desert Sand Worm
Learn to twirl your sword
Defeat the Red Wasps
Defeat the Ultra-Crab
Find Nathan
Defeat the Yellow Ork
Free the One-eyed Phoenixes from their cages
Return the 3 orbs to the well
Defeat the Blue Wombat
Sacrifice 3 XP Munchers on the Forest Altar
Medals Earned: 1/10 (25/360 points)
Medals Earned: 2/16 (35/410 points)
Melee attack worth 1 damage
Block all 3 magic attacks in a single battle
Try the Alpha
Play with yourself
Lose a battle
Land a critical hit
Melee attack worth 10 damage
Win your first battle
Land all 3 magic attacks in a single battle
Restore 15 health with a single heal spell
Deal 15 damage with a single magic spell
Drop opponent's health to at least -5
Be defeated with at least -5 health
Lose 3 consecutive battles
Win 3 consecutive battles
Have a total health of 125 or greater
Medals Earned: 3/14 (15/400 points)
Beat the shit outa the A.T.P. agent with your axe.
Rip the first dude's head off.
Perform The Beast's signature smiley fatality.
Beat the shit outa your axe with the A.T.P. agent.
Shotgun rape the first guy.
Medals Earned: 13/20 (170/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Find the hidden button
Play over an hour
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Medals Earned: 2/11 (15/380 points)
Get a single spade in a spin
Win with three hearts.
Get two wilds in a single spin.
Lose all your credits.
Reach $10,000 in credit.
Win with four angry faces.
Win with 5 rows of platinum bars.
Get 100 spins in a single game.
Win with 6 rows of cash.
Win the Jackpot
Win with 7 rows of diamonds
Medals Earned: 2/3 (10/110 points)
Play the game
Beat the game